A Match and Stupid Paris.
Whee, leveled up in Maple today.
*Smug face*Lvl 52, and going on.
The very certain few of you who ask me why I still am playing Maple out there even though I tend to level very slowly...
Well, in Maple, I can be who I want to be, and not who I am inside.*Shrugs* It's complicated.
Manchester United match at
11.45 pm, and my period's coming soon.
Grrrrrrrrrrr.
I hatehatehatehatehatehatehate having my period.Sometimes I wish I was a boy instead and I was gay.
(So I won't stop loving Cristiano?)Arghs.
You guys out there don't know how lucky you are.
And you still grumble inwardly when we girls complain of pain.
JoanTheBone invited me out tomorrow with
AdamYTY, YeeLin and Terence, but I can't, seeing as I have to go to my auntie's house for dinner tomorrow night ;
It's sort of a ChristmasEve party slash dinner combo;And ... well, our outings tend to extend till late!
I'm sorry I won't be there, as much as I want to.
:(
Here's something I got from Lionheart, the Blogskinner's blog, that I found very very amusing.
Enjoy!
PARIS: Dude, I'm so happy we're friends again. NICOLE: Me too.
PARIS: You make me look so tall and healthy.
NICOLE: You make me feel so small and delicate. And smart. I enjoy that.
PARIS: I'm just glad we're over that thing that happened.
NICOLE: Me too. Our friendship is more important.
PARIS: I know. I mean, bros before hos, right? I seriously never would have hooked up with him if I knew you really liked him.
NICOLE: What?
PARIS: Stabby. If I'd known you were THAT into him, I never would have stolen him from you.
NICOLE: Huh?
PARIS: STABBY. STABBY NACHOS.
NICOLE: Who is Stabby Nachos?
PARIS: You know, tall? Greek? Your boyfriend?
NICOLE: Stavros Niarchos?
PARIS: That is what I SAID. STABBY NACHOS.
NICOLE: He's not my boyfriend.
PARIS: He was until I stole him from you.
NICOLE: What?
PARIS: Or was that your sister?
NICOLE: I don't HAVE a sister. YOU have a sister.
PARIS: We both have sisters, dumbass. We're both the skinny sister! Woo! Remember?
NICOLE: Paris. I don't have a sister.
PARIS: Um, did they give you electroshock therapy when you were in that eating disorder thingie? You totally have a sister. You guys were on that TV show forever, like when you were little kids? Remember? You guys are twins, or something.
NICOLE: Paris, that's Mary-Kate Olsen.
PARIS: YOU'RE Mary-Kate Olsen.
NICOLE: NO, I'M NOT.
PARIS: ...are you sure?
NICOLE: YEAH.
PARIS: Really? Because I think you're wrong. You look just like her. Do you have your driver's license with you? Because I don't think I believe you.
NICOLE: I'M NOT MARY-KATE OLSEN.
PARIS: Then who the hell are you?
NICOLE: It's NICOLE.
PARIS: Richie?
NICOLE: YEAH.
PARIS: Oh.
NICOLE: YEAH.
PARIS: Um. So, this is awkward.
NICOLE: YEAH.
PARIS: I guess the friends thing is off again, then.
NICOLE: You know what you did.
LOL!