Seriously.
I just wish I wasn't born a girl sometimes.Honestly.
Don't get me wrong,
I lovelovelove wearing girl's clothes, dresses, makeup, shoes, etcetc.
Especially experimenting with black eyeliner, but that's a different story.
I just feel that God played a trick on us women from the very start.
No offense to religious people/parties, this is merely sarcastic humour.God: "Oh, since i've created a Man, lets create someone else to keep the poor bastard company."
*Creates a WoMan*God: Let's give her ovaries to enable them to bear children.
*Gives her and ovaries*God: She kinda looks like a man with that flat chest, so I think i'll give her boobs.
*Gives her boobs*God: Wait, it doesn't seem complete. She's the lucky one, getting to bear children, and Adam gets nothing.
*Thinks for a moment*God: Wait, i'll let her bleed for 7 days a month and let her suffer in immense pain! There, it's equal.
Ugh.
God, stop tormenting us already.
I would kindly like it if I don't have my period each month, and turn out not looking like an old lady at the same time.
Gawdddd. If i'm like this now, then when i'm in coll how?!?!