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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 @ 11:00 PM
On the other hand....

Sitting in the exam hall, I realized that I really have a very very strategic location.

In front of me is Terence. Yay.
On my left is this weird, sleepy-looking guy from Lambda whom I have never talked to in my life. Double yay.
On my right, is KEVIN LEE HO KHYE VERN , TRIPLE YAY AND YAHOO!!

Kevin. is. the. most. bloody. annoying. and. stuck. up. asshole. EVARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


  • He brags alll about his money (HE FLIPS IT AROUND IN CLASS AND OPENS HIS FAT WALLET IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AT RANDOM OCCASIONS.) but yet, he never offers to spend anyone when he says he can.
  • He has this VERY ANNOYING GAY LAUGH. Or you can call it gay squeak. Because it sounds nothing like a laugh.
  • He uses poor Tian Yi for homework, and whenever there's groupwork, he INSISTS on being on Tian Yi's group, and then sits there and waits until Tian Yi finishes everything, and then claims it as his own.
  • He self-invites himself to any outings : - The other day, when we were all discussing about our Sunway Pyramid outing, and we never bothered to invite him because we didn't want to (duh), he came up to us, saying, "Soooo... when are WE going to Sunway Pyramid?" Dash underscore dash.
  • He tries to attract attention by looking and giving that weird ugly smile of his and "laughing" when he canNOT do his exam papers instead of trying.
  • SINGS . HORRIBLY. AND KNOWS IT. BUT STILL SINGS.
  • HE THINKS HE'S SOOOO GOOD LOOKING WHEN HE ISN'T!!!
  • He's soo short, and pushes roughly when playing basketball
  • Has horrible BO
  • Dares to hit back on girls (when they punch/hit him back, he cries. Same with fights between guys.)
  • Eats everyone's things without permission.
  • Takes everyone's stuff without permission.
BASICALLY, KEVIN IS AN ASSHOLE!!! Oh. I did mention this earlier. Still, it's good to mention it again.

AND THE MOST IRRITATING THING OF ALL WHEN YOU SIT BESIDE KEVIN IN AN EXAM IS :-

HE TRIES TO FLIPPIN' FLIP HIS FLIPPIN' PEN WHEN HE KNOWS HE CAN'T AND EVERY TIME THE FLIPPIN PEN FALLS ON THE FLIPPIN' TABLE, I FEEL LIKE SMASHING HIS FLIPPIN FACE ON THE FLIPPIN TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically, it's like this whenever i'm in an exam.

Blacken Question 1.
Thud.
Blacken Question 2. *rolls eyes*
Thud.
Blacken Question 3. *mentally strangling Kevin*
Thud.
Blacken Question 4. *mentally chopping Kevin into a thousand pieces*
Thuditty Thud.
"AHEM!!!!!!!" - from Kevin, of course.
Blacken Question 5. *mentally feeding Kevin's **** to the neighbour's smelly tick-infested dog*
Thud.

DIE, YOU EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!