16 years of my life living in this country.
I don't really love this country.
Yeah.

I am so not patriotic.

If the government might take the stupid chapters on how T.A.R asked for independence and all that shit, I MIGHT have a little love for this little country.
Benci.

Anyway, to appreciate life in this measly little place, PLEASE DO THIS AND SPREAD THIS AROUND!

10 Random things that you did in your childhood.

• Me and Bean ran around mom's car screaming "Round and round the mulberry bush" at the top of our lungs wearing oversized slippers (while being filmed by Hoi). WHO'S GOT A VIDEO TAPE PLAYER?
  
• Once at my 5th? 6th? (I don't know) birthday bash at my house, I was having so much fun that I didn't want the party to end. I ended up crying when everybody wanted to go home.
• I once peed on my mom's bed when I was mad at her (LOL!)
• I wore my mom's Bally high heel shoes around the house in my singlet and underwear, with lipstick simply smeared on, trying to be a fashion model.
• I hated drinking the thick liquid fever medicine that tasted like vomit (I still do hate it) so much, that whenever it was time to drink it, i'd be chased around the house by mom with a cane, until she had to trick me when I locked myself in the room holding the keys going, "Okay lah, I won't give you. Can come out or not? Just how Hilda said there was a cockroach in the room leh." And when I came out eventually, mom would pull open my mouth and force the foul liquid down my throat. (I would usually puke it all out unvoluntarily a few minutes later.)
• Dad used to work only Mondays and Tuesdays back then, and when his timetable changed to every single weekday, I cried like hell, and Dad promised that he would not go to work the next week. (It was a lie, but I soon forgot about it)
• When I bathed in my mother's bathroom in the bathtub, I used to pretend that I was Ariel, swimming in the sea, and eventually she would meet a prince and live happily ever after.
• I USED TO LIKE WATCHING BARNEY AND FRIENDS. Now I think that show (along with Teletubbies) should be BANNED.
• I used to have an imaginary dog (called Rover) as my pet, and whenever I went outside, I would say , "Come, Rover! Look at the flowers!! (Points to the flower pots) Nice ah?" Eventually, my dad's worker (who often came over to my house then), asked my parents if I had a mental problem.
• I forgot to put back my Lego bricks last time, and my mom would scold me. Dad used to pick me up before she could get to me, and when my Dad wasn't looking, I would look behind at my mother and pull a smug face.
  

I TAG: Rence, Hoho, Bunny, Bean and WHOEVER ELSE THAT READS THIS ! :D

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!



Came back around three this afternoon.
With a bloated stomach due to stale (maybe?) salad prawns that I ate yesterday.
Damn restaurant people.
I'm afraid I broke my promise. I haven't been taking nice pictures :(
Couldn't get the chance.

* bloated pic removed *

I hate travelling by car.
Thank cheese Genting is quite near.
If the journey took 2 hours plus,
I think I would've puked all over the seat.


We had lunch at this restaurant before driving up to Skyway.
We used to frequent it last time ; it's called Lucky Light Restaurant.
Screw the freaking cooks.

THEY GAVE ME AND MY BROTHER INDIGESTION!!!!!!!!!

I'm cured, but bro is still purging. o_O


We boarded the cable cars kind of early;
The queue was shortt.
Very good. :)

Uncle & family still on the way ;
We couldn't wait any longer.
Dad went off to the casino,
And I pestered mom to walk to First World Hotel to go shopping.

Wanted to get my hoodie mah.

While entering First World,

GUESS WHO I SAW?!?!?!!

I was just randomly looking down at my sneakers to check if they were untied or not, and while I was looking down, I caught a look of someone familiar.
I did a double take.

MELVIN'S LITTLE SISTER!!!!!

I could recognize that face ANYWHERE.
She looks exactly like him.


Wahaha. Blur.

So while in Nike (ogling Portugal jersey ; RM259 ), I smsed Melvin to see if that was really his sister and if he was in Genting.
He WAS!
He was in KFC!!!!

So ngam.

After shopping ; (NO HOODIE!)
We went outside, where I snapped a wonderful picture of the theme park.


:)

Stay tuned for Part Two!!!!!

SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!

Going to Genting!!!
It's only for two days and one night, but I so want to take a good refreshing break from my Chemistry.

These are the things i'm planning to bring :-

• i-Pod (headphones are broken, though)
• Lord Of The Rings, Volumes 2 and 3
• 1 pair of long pants
• 2 shirts
• Underwear
• Camera! (HOLY CHEESE! I FORGOT TO CHARGE IT!)
• Phone
• 1 big shirt for bed
• 1 pair shorts for bed
• Biology Reference book
• Biology workbook

Dang.
My back is SO going to hurt.

Need :-

• Headphones for i-Pod
  
• Hoodie

I promise; lots of pictures when I get back!!!!

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I just found this website dedicated to LOTR in the form of Slash Fanfiction.
Of course, I don't mind slash.
*especially between Legolas and Aragorn, ahem ahem, ARWEN, GET LOST!!!*

But look at the slashes and who they paired Legolas with!!!!!!!

I. Don't. Fucking. Believe. My. Eyes.
Really. Look.


Yellow = Good / Acceptable / Tolerable
Pink = HOLY FUCK!

Aragorn is of course *wink wink* tolerable.
Elladan and Elrohir ( Elrond's sons ) are welcome :D

BUT LEGOLAS AND ELROND?!?

LEGOLAS AND SAURON, the Dark Lord Of Mordor, of all things?
Doesn't he have a metal dick or something?

I can't IMAGINE Legolas with a halfling.
No way.
He'll have to KNEEL to kiss any of them.

... FOR GOD'S SAKES.

OF ALL THINGS.

TREEBEARD.
An Ent.

I can't bear to click even to SEE WHO THE STUPID, SICK AUTHORS ARE!!!!!!

Gandalf.
FRODO!!!! *cough, cough, wheeze*
And besides, Sam will die, because poor Mr.Frodo broke his little halfling heart.


OHMYGOD.
Now the picture is in my head.
Legolas. And Gimli.

NONONONONONOOOOOO

ELDARION!?!

Of all men and elves, WHY ELDARION?

LEGOLAS ISN'T A PAEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck.
I shall have nightmares.
I shall.

Wahlaonessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are two kids downstairs who are currently screaming at the top of their lungs.
And both of them are girls.
Who happen to be born with very mighty and powerful lungs that never seem to tire.

And last week, one of them happened to puke on the floor.

Help laaaa!!!!
Their screams are echoing in my brain, causing my head to pound.
And for what is worse, every time they scream, their mother will scream at them to shut up too.

If this continues, I will bleed onto my Chemistry book.

God, I need soundproof walls!

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EDITS: FUCKETY FUCK! THEIR MOTHER DEMANDED THAT I BRING A TEDDYBEAR FROM MY ROOM TO GIVE ONE OF HER GIRLS TO HUG TO SLEEP!


HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW THAT I HAVE TEDDYBEARS WHEN I DILIGENTLY LOCK MY ROOM DOOR EVERY TIME I STEP OUT OF IT SO THAT NO NUISANCES ENTER?!?!?

I lent her a strawberry pillow. ;( SNIFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'LL DROOOL ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK.

I HATE KIDS.

I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE ANY.

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Accounts tuition at 4.30 pm.

****updates****

I found this site : A Smiley A Day !

You can choose a smiley as you wish and post a message!!!

PLEASE HELP PROMOTE THIS SITE!! (And post your smileys daily!!)

I'll prolly be posting later tonight!

****end updates****

Yesterday, I cut my nails :(
The nails I so lovingly grew, cared for for a month.
The nails I escaped checks on Monday morning for.
*Sigh*

Mom la.
Force me to cut :(

Was thinking of growing it longer,
Maybe to the extent that I cannot even type properly.


Haha.
But mom had to express her annoyance because whenever I tapped her shoulder, my nail would dig into her painfully.

Oops.

All my nail polish have dried up!!!!!

I want O.P.I Nail Polish, but hard to find. Damn cute la this colour.

The shade is called "Holy Pink Pagoda".
Even the name is cute.

OO!
W.A.FF.L.E.S!!!!!
Can smell them cooking in the toaster already.

*Runs downstairs before bro steals my share*

***updates***

Oh yeah. Before I forget, here : www.absoluterage.com ! Join in the forum and look around :D

THOSE WITH BLOGS, PLEASE HELP PROMOTE!!!

P/S : I KNOW HOW TO BALANCE MY CHEMICAL EQUATIONS ALREADY!!!! Just had to open eyes bigger a bit =_=. Thanks, Bunny :D

***end updates***

Trying to study Chem, finally :)
I've understood how to write a chemical equation, but I still don't get how to balance them!!
I know we're supposed to put a number in front of something to balance the equation if there's like, 2 moles on the left side and only 1 mole on the right side, but how the hell do I put the numbers there, and where should I put the numbers and WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I PUT!?
I should shoot myself.

*Sniffs*

Cast my Chem aside after awhile and read LOTR.
I'm reading The Two Towers right now.
I know la, can read LOTR but cannot read Chem.
Useless.

At lunch, when I was watching 8 Below, maid brought out the porridge.
She only gave me like, 2 scoops!!

"WTF! How come she give me so little?"
" Cos you always eat so little mah."
"I knoww! But this is lunch! Not breakfast!!" *Whine whine *
* Stomps to the back to check if got more porridge *
"NO MORE ALREADY!!"
"Haha. Too bad."

>:(

Thank god mummy shared a little with me.
But when I was putting Marmite into my porridge, bro started nagging again.

"Oi! Close the Marmite cap lah!"
"Wait la! Can't you see i'm mixing?"
" Yaaa, but you left the teaspoon in the Marmite!! Cover first, can or not?!"
"WAIT LA! Let me finish mixing! I already do one thing you call me do another thing."
"CANNOT! *show face* COVER THE MARMITE FIRST!!"
"WAIT LAAAA!"

I finished mixing and then started to cover the Marmite.

Mom scolded Wilson :"Aiyo. Like that also you cannot wait. Like pondan only."
Me : "Yala. Next time your kids can die man. Get nagged all the time."
Mom: "Yala."

I win :)

And look what I took pictures of and forgot to post:-

Bought this for Yee Lin.
Didn't know what to buy for her.
Not sure if she's a soft-toy person or not.



Oh.My.Goodness!!
Cute or not?!
KaiSin bought this for Joan.
SOOO NICEEE!

When you pull them apart the right pig will vibrate and the pigs will slowly move towards one another.
If got kissing sound lagi best.

:D

Off to study now!
^_^v

I hate it when everybody pressures me to study.
I am studying, okay?
Just at my own pace.

I know the exam's near and I don't even have the whole fucking textbooks stored in my head yet, but can you give me some space?
I am not Wilson, and I don't study from morning to night without taking a break.
GIVE ME SOME SPACE!!!!

I have a really short attention span.
Wave the TV remote in front of me and i'll desperately try not to take notice of it, but eventually i'll reach out and grab it.
That's just the way I am.

My friends are motivation.

The holidays aren't helping at all.


I miss class soo much, yet when I am at school, I feel as if I need a holiday.
I hate people prodding me, and begging me, and repeating every single sentence they say to me each day.
I hate being compared to the little wretch across the hallway.

Yet, I feel as if I deserve it.

*Sniffs*

//end moment of self pity//

I miss you, guys.
Still, I DON'T WANT THE HOLIDAYS TO END!!

Later.

Spent the past few hours scouting for the best possible ways I can Cristianofy my computer.

* Guys may run away now *


I LOVE this wallpaper. It's the best!!! Thanks, Ronaldoattack.com!!!!

The site has EVERYTHING. Gossip about Cristiano Ronaldo, the latest news, happenings, whereabouts of our favourite star!!! Wallpapers, mobile phone wallpapers, screen savers, posters, memorabilia (though you have to buy it), you name it.

Happy happy joy joy.

It that isn't enough, I changed the computer user name to Cristiano Ronaldo's and put his picture there!!!

So far, bro hasn't said anything yet.

* dududu *

I searched around for my final touch ;


A Cristiano Ronaldo screensaver!!!!

I will never get bored or annoyed or sick of my screensaver again!!!!

In fact, i'll sit there and wait for the screensaver to come out whilst admiring my Cristiano Ronaldo wallpaper!!!

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I think I have driven everybody away from my blog with my insanity.
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Gonna WentworthMiller-ify my bro's computer next.

I was going through all my pictures when I spotted this :-

It was taken when Mr. Wong wasn't evil and let me and Huai come into the Physics Lab to observe experiments.

He asked a few students to stand on a soft board, and put their hands on the globelike thing (I forgot it's name).

After a few seconds, their hair would stick straight up like this.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is balding.

Having re-watched the Lord Of The Rings trilogy recently (and just started reading The Fellowship Of The Rings recently), it reminded me of this.

Enjoy!

Gammas were allowed to go down to the auditorium today.

I brought toffees and sour peels just for the occasion. It was kind of boring, though, but it was way better than lessons.

There was one part when the Japs sang songs in a beautiful and enchanting chorus, and then Terence, unfortunately, who was sitting beside me, went in a loud sigh-and-laughter-combo, "Ahh. I love this song! It's so beautifuuull!"

Nearly the whole auditorium turned around and glared at us. "Shut up lah Terence!" all of us hissed, and the girl in front of us with her Form 4 boyfriend turned around and shot us a dirty look (which was aimed, for some reason, mostly at me).

Got boyfriend there still wanna act bitchy.

Bio teacher never showed up after the function ended when we waited for her in class.
Sweet!

We stood outside for a while, laughing at all the other classes who had lessons going on.

When some Japs walked by with their hosts, Khai Ric, Andrew, Dereck and Terence all rushed up and yelled, "OKAAAYY! DOMOOO! HARD GAY DESSSUUU!! HOOOO!"

Damn funny.

Then Joan drew her ultimate masterpiece : a cartoon version of Hard Gay!!!!

It looks damn good.


Joan's the next Picaso :D

We also hung around in the corridor, playing chi ku pak until we saw En.Taru on his way up.

(WE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE CCTVS FOR A WHILE O_O )

Happy hols, everybody!

Today we all were like, damn unlucky.
Especially me.

I was sitting in first period class, which was English, when Mrs.SC started scolding everybody within her sight.
She aimed it at me and Suzanne.

SC: So, Winnie, you think I always give you praises so you don't need to do my work, huh?
Me: *Whatthefark!?* =_="" Nooo!

I don't need your stupid praises, woman. I never asked for them in the first place. Your so called "praises" mean nothing to me.
You're so bious that you only give extra marks to those who can write well.
What a fucking slut.

I created a song about her while sitting through Maths.

I sort of modified the song I created last year about Wtan, but I regret that I ever did create one about her.
Wtan is an angel compared to SC.

Last week, we went on a trip to Sunway Pyramid as a last outing with Naoto.

We hit the skating rink first. I didn't know how to tie the stupid laces on my stupid skates properly (I didn't pull tight enough) so thankfully I got some help from Suzanne and Bone.

I couldn't skate as well.

Thanks to the help of Bone-chan (she introduced herself to Naoto as "Hone" when we first met him) she taught me how to stop groping the sides of the rink and to get out in the middle with everyone else.

Andrew and Kaisin helped me out for a few seconds, but Andrew turned evil and let go of my hand when I was at the middle and pretended to skate away, going, "Bye, Winnie! Byeee!!!"

...If you were around Sunway Pyramid after school last Wednesday, and if you heard a demonlike scream, that was me.

We hogged the entrance, to some people's dismay. The small kids are Wen Liang's brother and sister. (Both have the same annoying British-wannabe accents which I can't stand. Argh!)

We took more pictures here, when we were waiting for the skating rink to be cleaned, but I don't have the pictures with me. I shall try to get them from Wenliang, and post them up some other day :D

We soon felt really tired, so we stopped skating and decided to eat.


Wah, damn shiok! We went to eat at this BBQ/steamboat place called Bar.B.Q which had a weird gator for its mascot.


The stuff to be put in the soup.

The kind guy who ushered us in to the shop explained how everything had to be done to be just perfect.

He also helped us to take a group photo!!!


*I hate my forced smiles* I can see *someone*'s Adam shining brightly~

Game ON! We rented three lanes. Guess which was the loser team. -_- . But it all was fun!


Even though Suzanne sometimes misses, her bowling form and the way she throws is BRILLIANT!! It's supposed to be that way ; but most of us bowled our own style, at our own pace.


Yeelin grasping a pink ball.

2nd part later! Flickr sucks with my layout.

AWESOME PPL I WOULD WANNA MEET

• Cristiano Ronaldo (preferably in a suit, otherwise just himself would be fine)
• Wentworth Miller
• Orlando Bloom (in full Legolas costume :D)
• Trent Ford
• Joey Zehr (drummer from The Click Five)
• Adam Alexander Wong - HOW COULD I FORGET!??!?!

THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

• My phone
• The computer
• The internet
• Teh ais (dunno what am I to do after leaving SRIKL - dad refuses to make me teh ais, and refuses to let me try to make teh ais, going, "No, Ah Nie, tea is not good for you, you know? You see lah, everytime you got that thing at that time of the month you always get stomach pain, pain until like what nia. No, i'm not making you tea.")
• The TV
• Food

I WISH I COULD

• fast forward to December the 5th (look at the curricular calendar, and you will know why)
• kill Mrs.SC for the sake of all Guavalians
• stop all the people who are causing others to, quote SC, "live in poverty", end quote.
• tell Mdm.B to get a Wonderbra - it has to be custom made -_-"
• go to Canada and find Adam Alexander Wong
• go to Beijing in 2008 and cheer all Canadian gymnasts on - and will try not to get stabbed by diehard Ng Shu Wai supporters...

I WANT

• to go shopping for short pants!! (only have 1 pair - boardshorts)
• to meet Kenny Sia !
• The Two Towers and The Return Of The King, by J.R.R Tolkien (currently hooked sial on The Fellowship Of The Ring, going to finish it by tomorrow/Thursday/Friday)
• to LVL UP IN MAPLE, DAMNIT! SELFISH ASSHOLES, CAN'T YOU BORROW ME YOUR SPOT FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES?!?! I'VE ONLY GOT 2.80% LEFT TO GO, AND I CAN LVL FASTER THAN YOU ANYWAY, EVEN THOUGH I WAS AT 0%!!)
• to eat Italian food - it's been AGES since I last ate anything Western. =_=
• to kick *******'s ass and tell him/her that he/she is very very annoying!!!

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME

• Let Love In - Goo Goo Dolls
• Stay With You - Goo Goo Dolls
• Dirty Vegas - INXS
• Kiss Goodbye - Wang Lee Hom
• Collide - Howie Day
• Hanging By A Moment - Lifehouse

HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS

• Lets see. At 26 years old? ... No clue. Lets see what the future brings :)

RANDOM FACTS

• i like dark chocolate - not too much cocoa in it, though (Dad's crazy - he loves dark chocolate with at least 75% of cocoa content in it)
• i dreamt about the Lord Of The Rings recently when I started reading the Fellowship on Saturday ; I walked beside Gimli, and we were somehow walking towards this little modern house in the distance. Gimli evolved into Legolas and then after a while, Legolas turned into Michael Scolfield. =_="
• i'm attracted to guys who have an intense stare, looks gorgeous, has wonderful, captivating eyes, and has a deep husky voice. XD ~ Gosh, I just described Wentworth Miller o_o
• i get freaked out whenever I pass fish tanks / aquariums with big fish in them. For example ; the bowling alley entrance in Sunway Pyramid. *shudder*
• i hate SPM, and the asshole who suggested its existence in the first place.
• i tend to get emo at people I don't like (eg.Kevin) at most unexpected times. (i try to be nice, but i can't help it, it's just me.)

Spent the past weekend in this manner...

• Editing Sunway photos (number 1 priority!!! While waiting for Prison Break to finish dwling of course... episode by episode T_T)
• Prison Break!
• Maple
• The Lord Of The Rings : The Fellowship Of The Ring .. the book.

Anyway, back to Prison Break, it's currently a quite popular drama - it's not lengthy, not going on and on in circles like Lost, though in my opinion Lost was nice, but it sucked after Ian Somerhalder died, but lets face it, people ; a drama isn't a good drama without a cutie/hottie/pretty boy/hunk starring in it.

In this case, in Prison Break, it's Wentworth Miller!!!

And no one's going to kill him off ; he's the main character.

Who can?

I wish they would not be evil assholes and execute his brother in the show ; played by Dominic Purcell, who is as sexy as Wentworth. (It figures ; they're brothers in the show. Dududu...)

Look at him!!!!!!

Even old uncles want to be like him with his cool tatooed body!!



I have a feeling that the uncle's head that they Photoshopped in is someone famous? I have no idea ; haven't seen him before.

Everyone's crazy about Prison Break!!!!



GOD I WANT THIS BUS!!!


Even this lunatic guy in the show wants him. I'll leave it for you to watch.


The cast of Prison Break Season 1 ... From left, top row : My boyfriend, his cellmate (I forgot his name), 2nd row : Dominic Purcell, (his son in the series), Rachel Donowhatshername (she looks like she just overdosed on Botox), the doctor, and the guy who runs the prison.

SPOILERS!!!

The old dood on the right is EEVILL.

And Dominic Purcell's in-show son is cuute !!

Not as cute as Wentworth, though.

Geez, i'm obsessed.

..

Now, if you must excuse me, I need to get back to Episode Five.

As you know, mentioned in some of my previous posts, Wen Liang hosted Naoto Kaji, a seventeen year old kid from Japan, through the Lions Club.

We had a very nice time with him, and we taught him many (excluding our ... condemned teachings, I hope? ) stuff. We even taught him how to play our traditional chi ku pak and our one two choos!! *stretch out leg* game. He naturally ruled in both of them due to his witty brain and long legs.

We took loads of photos with him, and we went to Sunway with him, but most of the pictures for Sunway isn't with me yet, so there will, definitely, be a Part 2.
When he first was brought to school by Wen Liang, everyone was staring ; he was so tall, and he was dressed in a striking red shirt and baggy three-quarter pants.

He eventually warmed up to us.

He has quite a long face and a sharp chin, making his face look rather... stretched.


We brought him to the primary school playground to grab a photo on his first day with all the Gammas.

He didn't look too comfy with Kevin's ass on his shirt. (Kevin's an ass, literally.)

Can you spot Andrew in there with trademark horny smile?

(To make things easier, he's the dood who's grinning like a monkey second from left of Naoto.)


Terence's poser style influence got to him. Thanks alot, black ass.

Naoto's a wizard in basketball. Wen Liang said he could slam dunk the hoop Wen Liang has at home. Which isn't short.

In Japan, everything they have over there has something to do with "team spirit". So, Naoto kept handing the ball over to his teammates, and then clapping his hands to encourage them. But he finally realized that we Malaysians are different.

We were born to show off.

Sunway pictures next!!

Blogger's Note: I need to seriously shift to Wordpress. Blogger is driving me nuts.

Addicted to them now.

Just can't get enough of the lead singer's super sexxay voice.

I WANT THEIR ALBUM!!

And to think I mistook him for the Foo Fighters' lead singer, who happens to have big nostrils shown in their "Best Of You" video, which I can't seem to forget.

Anyway, i've got most of Pyramid's photos, but I still haven't uploaded mine into the computer yet from my camera : lots of candid photos of everyone bowling... (including me, thanks to Lynette onechan for taking them, i heart you!!!) and at the restaurant!!

Full post soon!! Soon soon, I promise, soon.

Today, we were joking about Pn.S when we were lazing around and slacking in Bio period...


... Oh. Kids, stay far far away, and don't scroll down.

Thanks. :D


LK: Okay, I want you to imagine this.
The Rest: Okay.
LK: Imagine... S masturbating.
Me: OMG, SICK! SICK SICK SICK SICK!! EWWW !!!
A: *Clutch his head and give O_O look*
H: ...
J: .... *thinks for awhile* .. Imagine this ! While she doing right, she go.. "Povertty!! Ohhh!! Povertttyy! Yes, Poverttyyy!!"
The Rest: LOLOLOLOLOL *laugh till wan pangsai*
J: "KINO!! KINOO!!! KINOOO!! Yes!" .... "Ahh. Okay, I think I will go to 5G now" *Acts out*
All : LOL!!
LK: What about Pn.K in a bikini?
All: OMG....
J: Big Momma's House 2?
All: LOL!
LK: *In between fits of cackles* LOL! *Points to J* SHE'S GOOD! SHE'S DAMN GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA
A: .Omg... my little brother wanna hide liao
All : LOL!

... We are all condemned.

It's getting late! Need to sleep!!

p/p/s : I just read my whole post ... and I think it sounds kind of lame.

... I must have been drunk last night.

We got ourselves into lots of trouble today ; all for the sake of a few hours of fun.

1) We pissed Pn.J, BM teacher off because we made too much noise while trying to hide our stash because there was a supposed spot check.
2) We pissed Pn.S off, as usual, as she often blows her top on us every lesson...
3) We pissed off Pn.R... whom to which we are very very very very very sorry :( Have never seen her as angry as that before.) GO MEN NA SAI NAAAAA!!

HONTONI HONTONI HONTONI HONTONI GOMEN!!!

We had lots of fun, though. Pictures later!!

I am terribly sorry for not posting all this while, but my Streamyx decided to go for a little "holiday" since Saturday afternoon.

And yes, Dad bought another monitor, and my monitor is back!!!

I am back to using my old computer ; happy, but now my pictures are in the other computer -_-"

Have to burn em' all and put em' back in here.

And the fonts on this computer are totally killing me.

I can't read my stupid blog's font on this computer!!!

Anyway, I am going out tomorrow to Sunway Pyramid to have a little outing with Naoto (yes, that's the Japanese exchange student's name, he is very very very very nice and friendly) and my other classmates..

Unfortunately, that idiot K is going too. Damn. Well, we'll just have to *accidentally* tell him the wrong information, and hopefully he will lose his way in the tangle of shops.

I doubt it.

Going to bring my camera along, so keep your hopes up for photos!!!

See you!

****updates****

Here are the photos we took earlier - there are more, but right now my MSN Messenger isn't working - horror of all horrors, my SPEAKER just burst, and I can't hear any rock songs any longer.

LOL! Terence, your glasses have gay effects on straight (i think? :P ) people!!!

That horny look of his isn't making it any better.

Definitely a work of art. Terence and Joan drew in the trademark glasses, weird goatee and famous hat, while I decorated the hat by adding his trademark H.G!!!


Ka-Wa-IiIIiiI! Kiki Ippatsu!!! First saw this on Hard Gay's TOMY Video on Youtube. It's really fun to play with a bottle of beer/drink too. It's a bit like UNO Blocks. Whoever makes the cute doll pop out when you stick the sword in (it's by luck), loses. And gets a dare/punishment. Really good game when you're bored.

:D More pictures next time, my computer isn't feeling well today. -_-

****end of update****

The exchange student from Japan is heeree!!

Thanks to Wen Liang for hosting him :)

Not going to post his name here now, because he's right here beside me, so I don't want to be awkward.

But he's really nice.

Updates later!

The other day, during double Bio, Pn.N was teaching (more like preaching) to us about growth in plants.

Her grammar was so bad, even Phua Chu Kang sounded like an American.

Being bored, we lazed around Hua and Kaisin's tables until she started teaching about the cork cambium, (shouldn't it be cambium cork??) .

She pronounces it as cock cambium.

Pn.N : So, the cock cambium is situate at... blablabla yadda yadda yadda
A: * i see little cogwheels spinning in his head * cock...cambium?
W: LOL! She pronounces it as cock. LOL!
Pn.N: And then, the cock cambium function.. i mean functioned ( ed's note: both also wrong la you idiot) as... yadda yadda yadda yadda
W: There we go again...
A: LOL!
KS: * Oblivious * So, teacher, the cock cambium you say is yadda yadda yadda
A: Alamak. Another one.
W: Ya. LOL!
Pn.N: Yes, correct. The cock cambium bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda
W: ....
A: ....
W: Shit. We're so condemned. LOL!
A: Ya. LOL!

One more time if she pronounces it as cock cambium, i'm gonna have to buy one of those cock-shaped candles at I Need House in Mid Valley to demonstrate. -_-"

Moral of the story : PRONOUNCE YOUR WORDS PROPERLY!

This morning, when I woke up, I wash my hair, brush my teeth, wash my face and then change into school clothes.

When I trudged downstairs, the first thing I saw :

BLOGGERS BEWARE!!!

In bright, big, black bold letters on the front page of the Star.

My first reaction :

Me: Shit! Gotta hide that from mom!
Maid: -_-?

My mom doesn't understand the facts. The paper said bloggers who wrote about the government / official matters or country matters in their blog will be detained, not all bloggers.

Mom seems to think so that I have so much free time to even write about the country for gods sakes. I'm still 15 (going on 16 this October) ! How much do I know about politics? Nil. Nada. Zero. Zilch. Nuts. Bunnies. Cows. Donkeys.

After eating breakfast, and when I finally had to face Mom in the car, BFA go and blurt the whole thing out to mom while she was reversing the car.

BFA : Eh, ma.. Got see newspaper anot? On the front page got "Bloggers beware " you know.
Mom: Ha? Why they put like that?
BFA: Because cannot write about official/country/government/agama matters loh, cannot put down the country.
Mom: Ha, Ah Girl - points to me - you don't smart smart go write in your blog ah, you everyday go blog one.
Me: -_-" I don't write about government matters, mom. I'm writing about MY life and solely MY life.
Mom: Ya, I just saying oni. But if you got write ah...

...WTF! I said I didn't write, and she still did not believe me. -_-

All I can say is, a certain wellknown blogger is gonna get into trouble.....

And today, I was fighting with K because he became stalker-ish and took a picture of WN in her dress that she wore for the 5B play and uploaded it into his laptop.

Then D took the picture, put it in his phone, and then LK took it and put it in his phone.

Damn, I give it maximum 2 days before the picture circulates to the entire school.

When Pn.S questioned K about it, K went,

K: Oh, teacher, she's my girlfriend. I put my girlfriend's picture in my laptop and my phone and then they all so hamsap they want take my girlfriend's picture.
J: Dream on lah. Dream on.
Me: Ya la!
Pn.S: You sure or not? * Sounding doubtful, looking at K up and down*
K: Ya la!
J: Teacher, don't believe him lah, he talks a lot of crap.
Me: Yeah, like anyone would ever want him *shoots him a look of disgust * he's so ugly and short.
K: Like anyone would want you right.
Me: *Tries to contain anger and snaps in a haughty, bitchy manner * Of course anyone would want me. My best friend wants me, my family wants me, my friends want me, right? *Looks at A*
A: *Smile at me then look at K*
K: Haha. My parents don't even want me.

Nah. Said it for yourself right, shortfuck?

Me: Yala! Your parents can't even stand looking at you. I bet you lah, 40 years old and counting, no one would ever want to marry/be your girlfriend. Dream on, loser.

Yess! I win another round.

Bring it on, asshole. Show me what you've got.

****updates****

Right now, a web of uncertainity and pretentiousness is being weaved.

We shall see what happens next.

Hai hai, we shall.

****end of update****

I thought today was going to be a good day.

In fact, this morning, I was feeling rather eager to study, and actually get some sense in my head. My BM results were not disappointing : 56% overall. I was expecting something lower, because the other day, Pn.F came in for a relief class and she told us that the whole of 5A had failed except for three people, and their marks weren't pretty either.

I thought I was going to get lower than that, really I was. I was practically hyperventilating in my seat when she called out names and handed out test results.

S came back from her seat and pointed to H.

S: What you get?
H: Bad lor. *Tells marks* You?
S: YES! I BEAT YOU!

....

Like, what the flying fuck?

I mean, as a close friend, you're supposed to comfort them if they get lower than you, or at least show the tiniest form of sympathy.

But, CHEERING? Hello?! Can't you see that she's unhappy with her marks?

Yes, I am a sensitive person, and I care about my marks.

I didn't want to get involved, so I secretly hoped that I got higher than her.

When I got my paper I looked : 56 marks!

So I sweetly asked :

Me : How much did you get, S?
S : Huh? Oh .. 54.
Me: Oh. * Secretly jumps for joy*
S: You le?
Me: Oh. Around the same lor. *Snigger*

Wahaha. Mini triumph.

Accounts ... 58/80 *big grin* I am satisfied.

Well, my Chemistry marks aren't pretty.

I regret it like hell ; should have dropped Chem and Physics instead of Physics only. People keep saying, "Chem is important! Everything also important!!"

What the hell does Mass Communication have to do with Chem!?

To count the number of love ions in the chemical reaction between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

Or to count the number of sperm molecules Bryanboy has down his derriere?

No, I don't think so.

When I become the best journalist in the world, during my ceremony, this is my ideal speech.

I may be the Best Journalist In The World, according to the * enter association or whatever Record Book company here*, but in my younger years, I used to fail my Chemistry.

*pause to hear the loud gasps from my adoring readers*

Yes. I used to fail my Chemistry. But now, I am the best in the world, and I am proud to say this : I was never good in Chemistry.

And yet, I can be what I am today.

Ladies and gentlemen.

My friend and former classmate, A, heartily agrees with me, and right now he is playing in Real Madrid, and is said to be the reincarnation of David Beckham!!!

:D

A woman can dream, can't she.

And I will achieve that dream.

You just wait. You just wait.

p/s : For the meantime, Andrew, we can go jump off a cliff.

16 years of my life living in this country.
I don't really love this country.
Yeah.

I am so not patriotic.

If the government might take the stupid chapters on how T.A.R asked for independence and all that shit, I MIGHT have a little love for this little country.
Benci.

Anyway, to appreciate life in this measly little place, PLEASE DO THIS AND SPREAD THIS AROUND!

10 Random things that you did in your childhood.

• Me and Bean ran around mom's car screaming "Round and round the mulberry bush" at the top of our lungs wearing oversized slippers (while being filmed by Hoi). WHO'S GOT A VIDEO TAPE PLAYER?
  
• Once at my 5th? 6th? (I don't know) birthday bash at my house, I was having so much fun that I didn't want the party to end. I ended up crying when everybody wanted to go home.
• I once peed on my mom's bed when I was mad at her (LOL!)
• I wore my mom's Bally high heel shoes around the house in my singlet and underwear, with lipstick simply smeared on, trying to be a fashion model.
• I hated drinking the thick liquid fever medicine that tasted like vomit (I still do hate it) so much, that whenever it was time to drink it, i'd be chased around the house by mom with a cane, until she had to trick me when I locked myself in the room holding the keys going, "Okay lah, I won't give you. Can come out or not? Just how Hilda said there was a cockroach in the room leh." And when I came out eventually, mom would pull open my mouth and force the foul liquid down my throat. (I would usually puke it all out unvoluntarily a few minutes later.)
• Dad used to work only Mondays and Tuesdays back then, and when his timetable changed to every single weekday, I cried like hell, and Dad promised that he would not go to work the next week. (It was a lie, but I soon forgot about it)
• When I bathed in my mother's bathroom in the bathtub, I used to pretend that I was Ariel, swimming in the sea, and eventually she would meet a prince and live happily ever after.
• I USED TO LIKE WATCHING BARNEY AND FRIENDS. Now I think that show (along with Teletubbies) should be BANNED.
• I used to have an imaginary dog (called Rover) as my pet, and whenever I went outside, I would say , "Come, Rover! Look at the flowers!! (Points to the flower pots) Nice ah?" Eventually, my dad's worker (who often came over to my house then), asked my parents if I had a mental problem.
• I forgot to put back my Lego bricks last time, and my mom would scold me. Dad used to pick me up before she could get to me, and when my Dad wasn't looking, I would look behind at my mother and pull a smug face.
  

I TAG: Rence, Hoho, Bunny, Bean and WHOEVER ELSE THAT READS THIS ! :D

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!



Came back around three this afternoon.
With a bloated stomach due to stale (maybe?) salad prawns that I ate yesterday.
Damn restaurant people.
I'm afraid I broke my promise. I haven't been taking nice pictures :(
Couldn't get the chance.

* bloated pic removed *

I hate travelling by car.
Thank cheese Genting is quite near.
If the journey took 2 hours plus,
I think I would've puked all over the seat.


We had lunch at this restaurant before driving up to Skyway.
We used to frequent it last time ; it's called Lucky Light Restaurant.
Screw the freaking cooks.

THEY GAVE ME AND MY BROTHER INDIGESTION!!!!!!!!!

I'm cured, but bro is still purging. o_O


We boarded the cable cars kind of early;
The queue was shortt.
Very good. :)

Uncle & family still on the way ;
We couldn't wait any longer.
Dad went off to the casino,
And I pestered mom to walk to First World Hotel to go shopping.

Wanted to get my hoodie mah.

While entering First World,

GUESS WHO I SAW?!?!?!!

I was just randomly looking down at my sneakers to check if they were untied or not, and while I was looking down, I caught a look of someone familiar.
I did a double take.

MELVIN'S LITTLE SISTER!!!!!

I could recognize that face ANYWHERE.
She looks exactly like him.


Wahaha. Blur.

So while in Nike (ogling Portugal jersey ; RM259 ), I smsed Melvin to see if that was really his sister and if he was in Genting.
He WAS!
He was in KFC!!!!

So ngam.

After shopping ; (NO HOODIE!)
We went outside, where I snapped a wonderful picture of the theme park.


:)

Stay tuned for Part Two!!!!!

SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!

Going to Genting!!!
It's only for two days and one night, but I so want to take a good refreshing break from my Chemistry.

These are the things i'm planning to bring :-

• i-Pod (headphones are broken, though)
• Lord Of The Rings, Volumes 2 and 3
• 1 pair of long pants
• 2 shirts
• Underwear
• Camera! (HOLY CHEESE! I FORGOT TO CHARGE IT!)
• Phone
• 1 big shirt for bed
• 1 pair shorts for bed
• Biology Reference book
• Biology workbook

Dang.
My back is SO going to hurt.

Need :-

• Headphones for i-Pod
  
• Hoodie

I promise; lots of pictures when I get back!!!!

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I just found this website dedicated to LOTR in the form of Slash Fanfiction.
Of course, I don't mind slash.
*especially between Legolas and Aragorn, ahem ahem, ARWEN, GET LOST!!!*

But look at the slashes and who they paired Legolas with!!!!!!!

I. Don't. Fucking. Believe. My. Eyes.
Really. Look.


Yellow = Good / Acceptable / Tolerable
Pink = HOLY FUCK!

Aragorn is of course *wink wink* tolerable.
Elladan and Elrohir ( Elrond's sons ) are welcome :D

BUT LEGOLAS AND ELROND?!?

LEGOLAS AND SAURON, the Dark Lord Of Mordor, of all things?
Doesn't he have a metal dick or something?

I can't IMAGINE Legolas with a halfling.
No way.
He'll have to KNEEL to kiss any of them.

... FOR GOD'S SAKES.

OF ALL THINGS.

TREEBEARD.
An Ent.

I can't bear to click even to SEE WHO THE STUPID, SICK AUTHORS ARE!!!!!!

Gandalf.
FRODO!!!! *cough, cough, wheeze*
And besides, Sam will die, because poor Mr.Frodo broke his little halfling heart.


OHMYGOD.
Now the picture is in my head.
Legolas. And Gimli.

NONONONONONOOOOOO

ELDARION!?!

Of all men and elves, WHY ELDARION?

LEGOLAS ISN'T A PAEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck.
I shall have nightmares.
I shall.

Wahlaonessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are two kids downstairs who are currently screaming at the top of their lungs.
And both of them are girls.
Who happen to be born with very mighty and powerful lungs that never seem to tire.

And last week, one of them happened to puke on the floor.

Help laaaa!!!!
Their screams are echoing in my brain, causing my head to pound.
And for what is worse, every time they scream, their mother will scream at them to shut up too.

If this continues, I will bleed onto my Chemistry book.

God, I need soundproof walls!

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EDITS: FUCKETY FUCK! THEIR MOTHER DEMANDED THAT I BRING A TEDDYBEAR FROM MY ROOM TO GIVE ONE OF HER GIRLS TO HUG TO SLEEP!


HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW THAT I HAVE TEDDYBEARS WHEN I DILIGENTLY LOCK MY ROOM DOOR EVERY TIME I STEP OUT OF IT SO THAT NO NUISANCES ENTER?!?!?

I lent her a strawberry pillow. ;( SNIFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'LL DROOOL ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK.

I HATE KIDS.

I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE ANY.

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Accounts tuition at 4.30 pm.

****updates****

I found this site : A Smiley A Day !

You can choose a smiley as you wish and post a message!!!

PLEASE HELP PROMOTE THIS SITE!! (And post your smileys daily!!)

I'll prolly be posting later tonight!

****end updates****

Yesterday, I cut my nails :(
The nails I so lovingly grew, cared for for a month.
The nails I escaped checks on Monday morning for.
*Sigh*

Mom la.
Force me to cut :(

Was thinking of growing it longer,
Maybe to the extent that I cannot even type properly.


Haha.
But mom had to express her annoyance because whenever I tapped her shoulder, my nail would dig into her painfully.

Oops.

All my nail polish have dried up!!!!!

I want O.P.I Nail Polish, but hard to find. Damn cute la this colour.

The shade is called "Holy Pink Pagoda".
Even the name is cute.

OO!
W.A.FF.L.E.S!!!!!
Can smell them cooking in the toaster already.

*Runs downstairs before bro steals my share*

***updates***

Oh yeah. Before I forget, here : www.absoluterage.com ! Join in the forum and look around :D

THOSE WITH BLOGS, PLEASE HELP PROMOTE!!!

P/S : I KNOW HOW TO BALANCE MY CHEMICAL EQUATIONS ALREADY!!!! Just had to open eyes bigger a bit =_=. Thanks, Bunny :D

***end updates***

Trying to study Chem, finally :)
I've understood how to write a chemical equation, but I still don't get how to balance them!!
I know we're supposed to put a number in front of something to balance the equation if there's like, 2 moles on the left side and only 1 mole on the right side, but how the hell do I put the numbers there, and where should I put the numbers and WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I PUT!?
I should shoot myself.

*Sniffs*

Cast my Chem aside after awhile and read LOTR.
I'm reading The Two Towers right now.
I know la, can read LOTR but cannot read Chem.
Useless.

At lunch, when I was watching 8 Below, maid brought out the porridge.
She only gave me like, 2 scoops!!

"WTF! How come she give me so little?"
" Cos you always eat so little mah."
"I knoww! But this is lunch! Not breakfast!!" *Whine whine *
* Stomps to the back to check if got more porridge *
"NO MORE ALREADY!!"
"Haha. Too bad."

>:(

Thank god mummy shared a little with me.
But when I was putting Marmite into my porridge, bro started nagging again.

"Oi! Close the Marmite cap lah!"
"Wait la! Can't you see i'm mixing?"
" Yaaa, but you left the teaspoon in the Marmite!! Cover first, can or not?!"
"WAIT LA! Let me finish mixing! I already do one thing you call me do another thing."
"CANNOT! *show face* COVER THE MARMITE FIRST!!"
"WAIT LAAAA!"

I finished mixing and then started to cover the Marmite.

Mom scolded Wilson :"Aiyo. Like that also you cannot wait. Like pondan only."
Me : "Yala. Next time your kids can die man. Get nagged all the time."
Mom: "Yala."

I win :)

And look what I took pictures of and forgot to post:-

Bought this for Yee Lin.
Didn't know what to buy for her.
Not sure if she's a soft-toy person or not.



Oh.My.Goodness!!
Cute or not?!
KaiSin bought this for Joan.
SOOO NICEEE!

When you pull them apart the right pig will vibrate and the pigs will slowly move towards one another.
If got kissing sound lagi best.

:D

Off to study now!
^_^v

I hate it when everybody pressures me to study.
I am studying, okay?
Just at my own pace.

I know the exam's near and I don't even have the whole fucking textbooks stored in my head yet, but can you give me some space?
I am not Wilson, and I don't study from morning to night without taking a break.
GIVE ME SOME SPACE!!!!

I have a really short attention span.
Wave the TV remote in front of me and i'll desperately try not to take notice of it, but eventually i'll reach out and grab it.
That's just the way I am.

My friends are motivation.

The holidays aren't helping at all.


I miss class soo much, yet when I am at school, I feel as if I need a holiday.
I hate people prodding me, and begging me, and repeating every single sentence they say to me each day.
I hate being compared to the little wretch across the hallway.

Yet, I feel as if I deserve it.

*Sniffs*

//end moment of self pity//

I miss you, guys.
Still, I DON'T WANT THE HOLIDAYS TO END!!

Later.

Spent the past few hours scouting for the best possible ways I can Cristianofy my computer.

* Guys may run away now *


I LOVE this wallpaper. It's the best!!! Thanks, Ronaldoattack.com!!!!

The site has EVERYTHING. Gossip about Cristiano Ronaldo, the latest news, happenings, whereabouts of our favourite star!!! Wallpapers, mobile phone wallpapers, screen savers, posters, memorabilia (though you have to buy it), you name it.

Happy happy joy joy.

It that isn't enough, I changed the computer user name to Cristiano Ronaldo's and put his picture there!!!

So far, bro hasn't said anything yet.

* dududu *

I searched around for my final touch ;


A Cristiano Ronaldo screensaver!!!!

I will never get bored or annoyed or sick of my screensaver again!!!!

In fact, i'll sit there and wait for the screensaver to come out whilst admiring my Cristiano Ronaldo wallpaper!!!

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I think I have driven everybody away from my blog with my insanity.
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Gonna WentworthMiller-ify my bro's computer next.

I was going through all my pictures when I spotted this :-

It was taken when Mr. Wong wasn't evil and let me and Huai come into the Physics Lab to observe experiments.

He asked a few students to stand on a soft board, and put their hands on the globelike thing (I forgot it's name).

After a few seconds, their hair would stick straight up like this.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is balding.

Having re-watched the Lord Of The Rings trilogy recently (and just started reading The Fellowship Of The Rings recently), it reminded me of this.

Enjoy!

Gammas were allowed to go down to the auditorium today.

I brought toffees and sour peels just for the occasion. It was kind of boring, though, but it was way better than lessons.

There was one part when the Japs sang songs in a beautiful and enchanting chorus, and then Terence, unfortunately, who was sitting beside me, went in a loud sigh-and-laughter-combo, "Ahh. I love this song! It's so beautifuuull!"

Nearly the whole auditorium turned around and glared at us. "Shut up lah Terence!" all of us hissed, and the girl in front of us with her Form 4 boyfriend turned around and shot us a dirty look (which was aimed, for some reason, mostly at me).

Got boyfriend there still wanna act bitchy.

Bio teacher never showed up after the function ended when we waited for her in class.
Sweet!

We stood outside for a while, laughing at all the other classes who had lessons going on.

When some Japs walked by with their hosts, Khai Ric, Andrew, Dereck and Terence all rushed up and yelled, "OKAAAYY! DOMOOO! HARD GAY DESSSUUU!! HOOOO!"

Damn funny.

Then Joan drew her ultimate masterpiece : a cartoon version of Hard Gay!!!!

It looks damn good.


Joan's the next Picaso :D

We also hung around in the corridor, playing chi ku pak until we saw En.Taru on his way up.

(WE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE CCTVS FOR A WHILE O_O )

Happy hols, everybody!

Today we all were like, damn unlucky.
Especially me.

I was sitting in first period class, which was English, when Mrs.SC started scolding everybody within her sight.
She aimed it at me and Suzanne.

SC: So, Winnie, you think I always give you praises so you don't need to do my work, huh?
Me: *Whatthefark!?* =_="" Nooo!

I don't need your stupid praises, woman. I never asked for them in the first place. Your so called "praises" mean nothing to me.
You're so bious that you only give extra marks to those who can write well.
What a fucking slut.

I created a song about her while sitting through Maths.

I sort of modified the song I created last year about Wtan, but I regret that I ever did create one about her.
Wtan is an angel compared to SC.

Last week, we went on a trip to Sunway Pyramid as a last outing with Naoto.

We hit the skating rink first. I didn't know how to tie the stupid laces on my stupid skates properly (I didn't pull tight enough) so thankfully I got some help from Suzanne and Bone.

I couldn't skate as well.

Thanks to the help of Bone-chan (she introduced herself to Naoto as "Hone" when we first met him) she taught me how to stop groping the sides of the rink and to get out in the middle with everyone else.

Andrew and Kaisin helped me out for a few seconds, but Andrew turned evil and let go of my hand when I was at the middle and pretended to skate away, going, "Bye, Winnie! Byeee!!!"

...If you were around Sunway Pyramid after school last Wednesday, and if you heard a demonlike scream, that was me.

We hogged the entrance, to some people's dismay. The small kids are Wen Liang's brother and sister. (Both have the same annoying British-wannabe accents which I can't stand. Argh!)

We took more pictures here, when we were waiting for the skating rink to be cleaned, but I don't have the pictures with me. I shall try to get them from Wenliang, and post them up some other day :D

We soon felt really tired, so we stopped skating and decided to eat.


Wah, damn shiok! We went to eat at this BBQ/steamboat place called Bar.B.Q which had a weird gator for its mascot.


The stuff to be put in the soup.

The kind guy who ushered us in to the shop explained how everything had to be done to be just perfect.

He also helped us to take a group photo!!!


*I hate my forced smiles* I can see *someone*'s Adam shining brightly~

Game ON! We rented three lanes. Guess which was the loser team. -_- . But it all was fun!


Even though Suzanne sometimes misses, her bowling form and the way she throws is BRILLIANT!! It's supposed to be that way ; but most of us bowled our own style, at our own pace.


Yeelin grasping a pink ball.

2nd part later! Flickr sucks with my layout.

AWESOME PPL I WOULD WANNA MEET

• Cristiano Ronaldo (preferably in a suit, otherwise just himself would be fine)
• Wentworth Miller
• Orlando Bloom (in full Legolas costume :D)
• Trent Ford
• Joey Zehr (drummer from The Click Five)
• Adam Alexander Wong - HOW COULD I FORGET!??!?!

THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

• My phone
• The computer
• The internet
• Teh ais (dunno what am I to do after leaving SRIKL - dad refuses to make me teh ais, and refuses to let me try to make teh ais, going, "No, Ah Nie, tea is not good for you, you know? You see lah, everytime you got that thing at that time of the month you always get stomach pain, pain until like what nia. No, i'm not making you tea.")
• The TV
• Food

I WISH I COULD

• fast forward to December the 5th (look at the curricular calendar, and you will know why)
• kill Mrs.SC for the sake of all Guavalians
• stop all the people who are causing others to, quote SC, "live in poverty", end quote.
• tell Mdm.B to get a Wonderbra - it has to be custom made -_-"
• go to Canada and find Adam Alexander Wong
• go to Beijing in 2008 and cheer all Canadian gymnasts on - and will try not to get stabbed by diehard Ng Shu Wai supporters...

I WANT

• to go shopping for short pants!! (only have 1 pair - boardshorts)
• to meet Kenny Sia !
• The Two Towers and The Return Of The King, by J.R.R Tolkien (currently hooked sial on The Fellowship Of The Ring, going to finish it by tomorrow/Thursday/Friday)
• to LVL UP IN MAPLE, DAMNIT! SELFISH ASSHOLES, CAN'T YOU BORROW ME YOUR SPOT FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES?!?! I'VE ONLY GOT 2.80% LEFT TO GO, AND I CAN LVL FASTER THAN YOU ANYWAY, EVEN THOUGH I WAS AT 0%!!)
• to eat Italian food - it's been AGES since I last ate anything Western. =_=
• to kick *******'s ass and tell him/her that he/she is very very annoying!!!

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME

• Let Love In - Goo Goo Dolls
• Stay With You - Goo Goo Dolls
• Dirty Vegas - INXS
• Kiss Goodbye - Wang Lee Hom
• Collide - Howie Day
• Hanging By A Moment - Lifehouse

HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS

• Lets see. At 26 years old? ... No clue. Lets see what the future brings :)

RANDOM FACTS

• i like dark chocolate - not too much cocoa in it, though (Dad's crazy - he loves dark chocolate with at least 75% of cocoa content in it)
• i dreamt about the Lord Of The Rings recently when I started reading the Fellowship on Saturday ; I walked beside Gimli, and we were somehow walking towards this little modern house in the distance. Gimli evolved into Legolas and then after a while, Legolas turned into Michael Scolfield. =_="
• i'm attracted to guys who have an intense stare, looks gorgeous, has wonderful, captivating eyes, and has a deep husky voice. XD ~ Gosh, I just described Wentworth Miller o_o
• i get freaked out whenever I pass fish tanks / aquariums with big fish in them. For example ; the bowling alley entrance in Sunway Pyramid. *shudder*
• i hate SPM, and the asshole who suggested its existence in the first place.
• i tend to get emo at people I don't like (eg.Kevin) at most unexpected times. (i try to be nice, but i can't help it, it's just me.)

Spent the past weekend in this manner...

• Editing Sunway photos (number 1 priority!!! While waiting for Prison Break to finish dwling of course... episode by episode T_T)
• Prison Break!
• Maple
• The Lord Of The Rings : The Fellowship Of The Ring .. the book.

Anyway, back to Prison Break, it's currently a quite popular drama - it's not lengthy, not going on and on in circles like Lost, though in my opinion Lost was nice, but it sucked after Ian Somerhalder died, but lets face it, people ; a drama isn't a good drama without a cutie/hottie/pretty boy/hunk starring in it.

In this case, in Prison Break, it's Wentworth Miller!!!

And no one's going to kill him off ; he's the main character.

Who can?

I wish they would not be evil assholes and execute his brother in the show ; played by Dominic Purcell, who is as sexy as Wentworth. (It figures ; they're brothers in the show. Dududu...)

Look at him!!!!!!

Even old uncles want to be like him with his cool tatooed body!!



I have a feeling that the uncle's head that they Photoshopped in is someone famous? I have no idea ; haven't seen him before.

Everyone's crazy about Prison Break!!!!



GOD I WANT THIS BUS!!!


Even this lunatic guy in the show wants him. I'll leave it for you to watch.


The cast of Prison Break Season 1 ... From left, top row : My boyfriend, his cellmate (I forgot his name), 2nd row : Dominic Purcell, (his son in the series), Rachel Donowhatshername (she looks like she just overdosed on Botox), the doctor, and the guy who runs the prison.

SPOILERS!!!

The old dood on the right is EEVILL.

And Dominic Purcell's in-show son is cuute !!

Not as cute as Wentworth, though.

Geez, i'm obsessed.

..

Now, if you must excuse me, I need to get back to Episode Five.

As you know, mentioned in some of my previous posts, Wen Liang hosted Naoto Kaji, a seventeen year old kid from Japan, through the Lions Club.

We had a very nice time with him, and we taught him many (excluding our ... condemned teachings, I hope? ) stuff. We even taught him how to play our traditional chi ku pak and our one two choos!! *stretch out leg* game. He naturally ruled in both of them due to his witty brain and long legs.

We took loads of photos with him, and we went to Sunway with him, but most of the pictures for Sunway isn't with me yet, so there will, definitely, be a Part 2.
When he first was brought to school by Wen Liang, everyone was staring ; he was so tall, and he was dressed in a striking red shirt and baggy three-quarter pants.

He eventually warmed up to us.

He has quite a long face and a sharp chin, making his face look rather... stretched.


We brought him to the primary school playground to grab a photo on his first day with all the Gammas.

He didn't look too comfy with Kevin's ass on his shirt. (Kevin's an ass, literally.)

Can you spot Andrew in there with trademark horny smile?

(To make things easier, he's the dood who's grinning like a monkey second from left of Naoto.)


Terence's poser style influence got to him. Thanks alot, black ass.

Naoto's a wizard in basketball. Wen Liang said he could slam dunk the hoop Wen Liang has at home. Which isn't short.

In Japan, everything they have over there has something to do with "team spirit". So, Naoto kept handing the ball over to his teammates, and then clapping his hands to encourage them. But he finally realized that we Malaysians are different.

We were born to show off.

Sunway pictures next!!

Blogger's Note: I need to seriously shift to Wordpress. Blogger is driving me nuts.

Addicted to them now.

Just can't get enough of the lead singer's super sexxay voice.

I WANT THEIR ALBUM!!

And to think I mistook him for the Foo Fighters' lead singer, who happens to have big nostrils shown in their "Best Of You" video, which I can't seem to forget.

Anyway, i've got most of Pyramid's photos, but I still haven't uploaded mine into the computer yet from my camera : lots of candid photos of everyone bowling... (including me, thanks to Lynette onechan for taking them, i heart you!!!) and at the restaurant!!

Full post soon!! Soon soon, I promise, soon.

Today, we were joking about Pn.S when we were lazing around and slacking in Bio period...


... Oh. Kids, stay far far away, and don't scroll down.

Thanks. :D


LK: Okay, I want you to imagine this.
The Rest: Okay.
LK: Imagine... S masturbating.
Me: OMG, SICK! SICK SICK SICK SICK!! EWWW !!!
A: *Clutch his head and give O_O look*
H: ...
J: .... *thinks for awhile* .. Imagine this ! While she doing right, she go.. "Povertty!! Ohhh!! Povertttyy! Yes, Poverttyyy!!"
The Rest: LOLOLOLOLOL *laugh till wan pangsai*
J: "KINO!! KINOO!!! KINOOO!! Yes!" .... "Ahh. Okay, I think I will go to 5G now" *Acts out*
All : LOL!!
LK: What about Pn.K in a bikini?
All: OMG....
J: Big Momma's House 2?
All: LOL!
LK: *In between fits of cackles* LOL! *Points to J* SHE'S GOOD! SHE'S DAMN GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA
A: .Omg... my little brother wanna hide liao
All : LOL!

... We are all condemned.

It's getting late! Need to sleep!!

p/p/s : I just read my whole post ... and I think it sounds kind of lame.

... I must have been drunk last night.

We got ourselves into lots of trouble today ; all for the sake of a few hours of fun.

1) We pissed Pn.J, BM teacher off because we made too much noise while trying to hide our stash because there was a supposed spot check.
2) We pissed Pn.S off, as usual, as she often blows her top on us every lesson...
3) We pissed off Pn.R... whom to which we are very very very very very sorry :( Have never seen her as angry as that before.) GO MEN NA SAI NAAAAA!!

HONTONI HONTONI HONTONI HONTONI GOMEN!!!

We had lots of fun, though. Pictures later!!

I am terribly sorry for not posting all this while, but my Streamyx decided to go for a little "holiday" since Saturday afternoon.

And yes, Dad bought another monitor, and my monitor is back!!!

I am back to using my old computer ; happy, but now my pictures are in the other computer -_-"

Have to burn em' all and put em' back in here.

And the fonts on this computer are totally killing me.

I can't read my stupid blog's font on this computer!!!

Anyway, I am going out tomorrow to Sunway Pyramid to have a little outing with Naoto (yes, that's the Japanese exchange student's name, he is very very very very nice and friendly) and my other classmates..

Unfortunately, that idiot K is going too. Damn. Well, we'll just have to *accidentally* tell him the wrong information, and hopefully he will lose his way in the tangle of shops.

I doubt it.

Going to bring my camera along, so keep your hopes up for photos!!!

See you!

****updates****

Here are the photos we took earlier - there are more, but right now my MSN Messenger isn't working - horror of all horrors, my SPEAKER just burst, and I can't hear any rock songs any longer.

LOL! Terence, your glasses have gay effects on straight (i think? :P ) people!!!

That horny look of his isn't making it any better.

Definitely a work of art. Terence and Joan drew in the trademark glasses, weird goatee and famous hat, while I decorated the hat by adding his trademark H.G!!!


Ka-Wa-IiIIiiI! Kiki Ippatsu!!! First saw this on Hard Gay's TOMY Video on Youtube. It's really fun to play with a bottle of beer/drink too. It's a bit like UNO Blocks. Whoever makes the cute doll pop out when you stick the sword in (it's by luck), loses. And gets a dare/punishment. Really good game when you're bored.

:D More pictures next time, my computer isn't feeling well today. -_-

****end of update****

The exchange student from Japan is heeree!!

Thanks to Wen Liang for hosting him :)

Not going to post his name here now, because he's right here beside me, so I don't want to be awkward.

But he's really nice.

Updates later!

The other day, during double Bio, Pn.N was teaching (more like preaching) to us about growth in plants.

Her grammar was so bad, even Phua Chu Kang sounded like an American.

Being bored, we lazed around Hua and Kaisin's tables until she started teaching about the cork cambium, (shouldn't it be cambium cork??) .

She pronounces it as cock cambium.

Pn.N : So, the cock cambium is situate at... blablabla yadda yadda yadda
A: * i see little cogwheels spinning in his head * cock...cambium?
W: LOL! She pronounces it as cock. LOL!
Pn.N: And then, the cock cambium function.. i mean functioned ( ed's note: both also wrong la you idiot) as... yadda yadda yadda yadda
W: There we go again...
A: LOL!
KS: * Oblivious * So, teacher, the cock cambium you say is yadda yadda yadda
A: Alamak. Another one.
W: Ya. LOL!
Pn.N: Yes, correct. The cock cambium bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda
W: ....
A: ....
W: Shit. We're so condemned. LOL!
A: Ya. LOL!

One more time if she pronounces it as cock cambium, i'm gonna have to buy one of those cock-shaped candles at I Need House in Mid Valley to demonstrate. -_-"

Moral of the story : PRONOUNCE YOUR WORDS PROPERLY!

This morning, when I woke up, I wash my hair, brush my teeth, wash my face and then change into school clothes.

When I trudged downstairs, the first thing I saw :

BLOGGERS BEWARE!!!

In bright, big, black bold letters on the front page of the Star.

My first reaction :

Me: Shit! Gotta hide that from mom!
Maid: -_-?

My mom doesn't understand the facts. The paper said bloggers who wrote about the government / official matters or country matters in their blog will be detained, not all bloggers.

Mom seems to think so that I have so much free time to even write about the country for gods sakes. I'm still 15 (going on 16 this October) ! How much do I know about politics? Nil. Nada. Zero. Zilch. Nuts. Bunnies. Cows. Donkeys.

After eating breakfast, and when I finally had to face Mom in the car, BFA go and blurt the whole thing out to mom while she was reversing the car.

BFA : Eh, ma.. Got see newspaper anot? On the front page got "Bloggers beware " you know.
Mom: Ha? Why they put like that?
BFA: Because cannot write about official/country/government/agama matters loh, cannot put down the country.
Mom: Ha, Ah Girl - points to me - you don't smart smart go write in your blog ah, you everyday go blog one.
Me: -_-" I don't write about government matters, mom. I'm writing about MY life and solely MY life.
Mom: Ya, I just saying oni. But if you got write ah...

...WTF! I said I didn't write, and she still did not believe me. -_-

All I can say is, a certain wellknown blogger is gonna get into trouble.....

And today, I was fighting with K because he became stalker-ish and took a picture of WN in her dress that she wore for the 5B play and uploaded it into his laptop.

Then D took the picture, put it in his phone, and then LK took it and put it in his phone.

Damn, I give it maximum 2 days before the picture circulates to the entire school.

When Pn.S questioned K about it, K went,

K: Oh, teacher, she's my girlfriend. I put my girlfriend's picture in my laptop and my phone and then they all so hamsap they want take my girlfriend's picture.
J: Dream on lah. Dream on.
Me: Ya la!
Pn.S: You sure or not? * Sounding doubtful, looking at K up and down*
K: Ya la!
J: Teacher, don't believe him lah, he talks a lot of crap.
Me: Yeah, like anyone would ever want him *shoots him a look of disgust * he's so ugly and short.
K: Like anyone would want you right.
Me: *Tries to contain anger and snaps in a haughty, bitchy manner * Of course anyone would want me. My best friend wants me, my family wants me, my friends want me, right? *Looks at A*
A: *Smile at me then look at K*
K: Haha. My parents don't even want me.

Nah. Said it for yourself right, shortfuck?

Me: Yala! Your parents can't even stand looking at you. I bet you lah, 40 years old and counting, no one would ever want to marry/be your girlfriend. Dream on, loser.

Yess! I win another round.

Bring it on, asshole. Show me what you've got.

****updates****

Right now, a web of uncertainity and pretentiousness is being weaved.

We shall see what happens next.

Hai hai, we shall.

****end of update****

I thought today was going to be a good day.

In fact, this morning, I was feeling rather eager to study, and actually get some sense in my head. My BM results were not disappointing : 56% overall. I was expecting something lower, because the other day, Pn.F came in for a relief class and she told us that the whole of 5A had failed except for three people, and their marks weren't pretty either.

I thought I was going to get lower than that, really I was. I was practically hyperventilating in my seat when she called out names and handed out test results.

S came back from her seat and pointed to H.

S: What you get?
H: Bad lor. *Tells marks* You?
S: YES! I BEAT YOU!

....

Like, what the flying fuck?

I mean, as a close friend, you're supposed to comfort them if they get lower than you, or at least show the tiniest form of sympathy.

But, CHEERING? Hello?! Can't you see that she's unhappy with her marks?

Yes, I am a sensitive person, and I care about my marks.

I didn't want to get involved, so I secretly hoped that I got higher than her.

When I got my paper I looked : 56 marks!

So I sweetly asked :

Me : How much did you get, S?
S : Huh? Oh .. 54.
Me: Oh. * Secretly jumps for joy*
S: You le?
Me: Oh. Around the same lor. *Snigger*

Wahaha. Mini triumph.

Accounts ... 58/80 *big grin* I am satisfied.

Well, my Chemistry marks aren't pretty.

I regret it like hell ; should have dropped Chem and Physics instead of Physics only. People keep saying, "Chem is important! Everything also important!!"

What the hell does Mass Communication have to do with Chem!?

To count the number of love ions in the chemical reaction between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

Or to count the number of sperm molecules Bryanboy has down his derriere?

No, I don't think so.

When I become the best journalist in the world, during my ceremony, this is my ideal speech.

I may be the Best Journalist In The World, according to the * enter association or whatever Record Book company here*, but in my younger years, I used to fail my Chemistry.

*pause to hear the loud gasps from my adoring readers*

Yes. I used to fail my Chemistry. But now, I am the best in the world, and I am proud to say this : I was never good in Chemistry.

And yet, I can be what I am today.

Ladies and gentlemen.

My friend and former classmate, A, heartily agrees with me, and right now he is playing in Real Madrid, and is said to be the reincarnation of David Beckham!!!

:D

A woman can dream, can't she.

And I will achieve that dream.

You just wait. You just wait.

p/s : For the meantime, Andrew, we can go jump off a cliff.