The other day, during double Bio, Pn.N was teaching (more like preaching) to us about growth in plants. Her grammar was so bad, even Phua Chu Kang sounded like an American. Being bored, we lazed around Hua and Kaisin's tables until she started teaching about the cork cambium, (shouldn't it be cambium cork??) . She pronounces it as cock cambium. Pn.N : So, the cock cambium is situate at... blablabla yadda yadda yaddaA: * i see little cogwheels spinning in his head * cock...cambium?W: LOL! She pronounces it as cock. LOL!Pn.N: And then, the cock cambium function.. i mean functioned ( ed's note: both also wrong la you idiot) as... yadda yadda yadda yaddaW: There we go again...A: LOL!KS: * Oblivious * So, teacher, the cock cambium you say is yadda yadda yaddaA: Alamak. Another one.W: Ya. LOL!Pn.N: Yes, correct. The cock cambium bla bla bla yadda yadda yaddaW: ....A: ....W: Shit. We're so condemned. LOL!A: Ya. LOL!One more time if she pronounces it as cock cambium, i'm gonna have to buy one of those cock-shaped candles at I Need House in Mid Valley to demonstrate. -_-" Moral of the story : PRONOUNCE YOUR WORDS PROPERLY!
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The other day, during double Bio, Pn.N was teaching (more like preaching) to us about growth in plants. Her grammar was so bad, even Phua Chu Kang sounded like an American. Being bored, we lazed around Hua and Kaisin's tables until she started teaching about the cork cambium, (shouldn't it be cambium cork??) . She pronounces it as cock cambium. Pn.N : So, the cock cambium is situate at... blablabla yadda yadda yaddaA: * i see little cogwheels spinning in his head * cock...cambium?W: LOL! She pronounces it as cock. LOL!Pn.N: And then, the cock cambium function.. i mean functioned ( ed's note: both also wrong la you idiot) as... yadda yadda yadda yaddaW: There we go again...A: LOL!KS: * Oblivious * So, teacher, the cock cambium you say is yadda yadda yaddaA: Alamak. Another one.W: Ya. LOL!Pn.N: Yes, correct. The cock cambium bla bla bla yadda yadda yaddaW: ....A: ....W: Shit. We're so condemned. LOL!A: Ya. LOL!One more time if she pronounces it as cock cambium, i'm gonna have to buy one of those cock-shaped candles at I Need House in Mid Valley to demonstrate. -_-" Moral of the story : PRONOUNCE YOUR WORDS PROPERLY!
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